Most of the relationship jokes I’ve heard throughout the years were those that I wish I hadn’t heard. They were either too silly to elicit a laugh or too crude to appreciate. This one, however, is a rare exception. I personally think it’s rather witty.
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A young single woman once asked an older woman her advice on the secret to being happy in a relationship.
The older woman said, “It’s very simple. There are four key ingredients involved – all of them very important.”
First, you need to find a man who is sensitive and will put your needs above his own.
Second, you need to find a man who is hard-working and will spend money on you.
Third, you need to find a man who is romantic but who can also make you laugh.
Fourth, and most important, never, ever, ever . . . let those three men meet.
